closey

To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object.

Wow that was a closey.

by Smity Jegawerbanmanjenson July 22, 2006

Closey

When you fuckin raw & you gonna pull out seconds before you bust

"1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi ... PULL" that's closey

by jawn2.0 November 11, 2020

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

Looky Closey Thingy!

A word, used to describe a microscope if you don't know what it is called.

Luke:Since you destroyed my poster,i'm gonna destroy your.....Looky Closey Thingy!
Ravi:It's called a microscope,you idiot haven't you learned from my dictionary last night?

by Pumkie March 10, 2018

Golden Closet Films

The film director pseudonym for Jeon Jungkook (of BTS)
abbreviated as GCF
(golden may refer to Jungkook's role in the group as the 'golden maknae')

"Hey, did you see Golden Closet Films In Tokyo on BangtanTV?"
"Yes! I thought the cinematography was incredible, and he caught Jimin very well."
"I can't wait till he helps to make a music video"

by 천사 유산 November 17, 2017

Closet Weeb

Closet Weeb - A weeb/weebs madly obsessed with anime and they don't admit to other people that they are in-fact weebs.

Brandon was enjoying another episode of Bible Black with his dany body pillow . His friend Dumala asked him the next day "Hey Ronald! are you a weeb?" Brandon responded saying "I don't care about anime at all" even though he watches it all the time. Dumala then said "you sure you aren't a closet weeb Little Ronald?" Brandon responded saying "I'm not one of them"

by ProudestWeebEver May 9, 2017

Clit Closet

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.

Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.

by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014