Microscope 

a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode

Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!

Microscope by agent armchair March 12, 2017

Microscope 

Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.

Hey man, that's my microscope.

MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...

Microscope by Fjurg van der Ploeg May 17, 2009

Microscope 

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

Microscope by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Microscope Jesus 

the one and only Durk Conerson

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus

Microscope Jesus by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021

human microscope 

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.

Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night

human microscope by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016

sharing a microscope 

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

sharing a microscope by macroscope December 2, 2011

micro-microscope 

another term for ultra-microscope.

Viruses can be seen through a micro-microscope.

micro-microscope by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011