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Microscope

a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode
Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!
by agent armchair March 12, 2017
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Microscope

Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.
Hey man, that's my microscope.

MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...
by Fjurg van der Ploeg May 17, 2009
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Microscope

Something you need to see your penis with.
Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope
by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019
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Microscope Jesus

the one and only Durk Conerson
Durk Conerson is microscope jesus
by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021
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human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.
Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night
by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016
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sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.
Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!
by macroscope December 2, 2011
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micro-microscope

another term for ultra-microscope.
Viruses can be seen through a micro-microscope.
by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011
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