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1. Verb - to clorf - to mess up, to fuck up. To be clorfed - to be mad, insane, or drunk.
2. Noun - clorf - something fantastic, awesome.
3. Action - High clorf - Any sort of modified high five.
1. Dude, you are completely clorfed.
2. Guillaume clorfed hard at the bar last night.
3. Sky-diving is totlly clorf.
4. I totally scored with that hot girl last night. High Clorf!
Clorf by Menhir January 23, 2009
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clorf brain 

A person demonstrating little or no ability to reason or think rationally; someone who would be considered by most to have learning comprehension issues; a stupid or ignorant person.
John is such a clorf brain! He ran right into that beam running at full speed!
clorf brain by BmattMusic June 26, 2015
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lork on the clorf 

In a game of Natural-Selection a Lork on the Clorf means a Lerk on the cliff. A mapping flaw was used for the aliens advantage. He uses spores to spore marine spawn and spike the marines resource tower.
"OH NOS CORNMANDER WE GOT A LORK ON THE CLORF GIVE US SOME TURRENTS!!!111one"
lork on the clorf by crack January 6, 2004

Lork on teh clorf 

A phase used in NS (www.natural-selection.org - see Natural Selection for more info) and most commonly on NS_hera where a lerk (bat like creature) would go and spore (gas) the marine base from a cliff outside.
"ONOS TEY HAVE LORK ON TEH CLORF!?!!!!!111 f4f4F$F$F1!!!1o1noeneoneleeven
Lork on teh clorf by Jimmeh! January 6, 2004
A mispronunciation of the word "Fortune". Used by a rock troll named Bart in The Witcher 3 to describe a fortune of gold and other valuables.
Bart bad... Bart make Sigi lose chorfun.

Clorange 

The difference in the degree of orange between a cigarette's cherry and filter
The clorange of this cigarette is 3.
Clorange by TheRealClorange January 14, 2010

Clorfors 

The Clorfors were a race of tight pockets and swindlers from the planet Clorfor. You Earthlings might liken them to "space jews". You might also call me racist but it's hard to be racist towards a race that doesn't exist... Like the Clorfors!
Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money. Blew those bastards up is what I did!
Clorfors by Lord Frieza July 7, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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