Clorf

1. Verb - to clorf - to mess up, to fuck up. To be clorfed - to be mad, insane, or drunk.
2. Noun - clorf - something fantastic, awesome.
3. Action - High clorf - Any sort of modified high five.

1. Dude, you are completely clorfed.
2. Guillaume clorfed hard at the bar last night.
3. Sky-diving is totlly clorf.
4. I totally scored with that hot girl last night. High Clorf!

by Menhir January 23, 2009

lork on the clorf

In a game of Natural-Selection a Lork on the Clorf means a Lerk on the cliff. A mapping flaw was used for the aliens advantage. He uses spores to spore marine spawn and spike the marines resource tower.

"OH NOS CORNMANDER WE GOT A LORK ON THE CLORF GIVE US SOME TURRENTS!!!111one"

by crack January 6, 2004

clorf brain

A person demonstrating little or no ability to reason or think rationally; someone who would be considered by most to have learning comprehension issues; a stupid or ignorant person.

John is such a clorf brain! He ran right into that beam running at full speed!

by BmattMusic June 26, 2015

Lork on teh clorf

A phase used in NS (www.natural-selection.org - see Natural Selection for more info) and most commonly on NS_hera where a lerk (bat like creature) would go and spore (gas) the marine base from a cliff outside.

"ONOS TEY HAVE LORK ON TEH CLORF!?!!!!!111 f4f4F$F$F1!!!1o1noeneoneleeven

by Jimmeh! January 6, 2004