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Cloffice
A closet, usually the janitors where co-workers go to have nooners and generally any sex in the office.
Cloffice by marching_baritone July 17, 2011
Cloffice
Cloffice by Mr. Prillo May 24, 2019
cloffice
(n.) a closet turned into a home office, out of desperation to find someplace quiet to work, typically during a pandemic or other shelter-in-place emergency.
After listening to my 11-year old's Zoom class for the 400th time, I decided I had to create a cloffice for myself to escape the circus show that is my pandemic life.
cloffice by phrontisterydude November 12, 2020
Coffice
Coffice >e.g>I can go to this place in downtown Ann Arbor, have wonderful fresh tasty coffee, bring my PC and any homework from my office at the U of M Medical Center.
Coffice by MsDeNiseofAnnArbor March 27, 2010
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