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cloffice 

noun: a former closet converted into office space
Chris: Didya hear Adam was promoted and moved out of the cubicle and into an office !

Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.
cloffice by Goomba Al October 23, 2007
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Cloffice 

A closet, usually the janitors where co-workers go to have nooners and generally any sex in the office.
Hey did you here about Steve? Bob walked in on Debra and him having a nooner in the cloffice!
Cloffice by marching_baritone July 17, 2011
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Cloffice 

Hybrid between an office and a closet
My dad touches little kids in his cloffice
Cloffice by Mr. Prillo May 24, 2019

cloffice 

(n.) a closet turned into a home office, out of desperation to find someplace quiet to work, typically during a pandemic or other shelter-in-place emergency.
After listening to my 11-year old's Zoom class for the 400th time, I decided I had to create a cloffice for myself to escape the circus show that is my pandemic life.
cloffice by phrontisterydude November 12, 2020

Cloffice 

In the COVID-work-at-home-era many people have had to transition their closets into offices - hence the new term cloffice. Coined by Linsay V.
I'll be heading to my cloffice to go to work now.
Cloffice by Linsay V. June 22, 2022
A coffee shop one makes into an office where non-coffee shop work is performed.
"Hey Shane, I need to finish up this design comp by 5, so I'm going to head down to the coffice with the laptop and put the touches on there."
coffice by kevinwo December 18, 2008
Coffice; A combination of a Coffe Shop and Office.
Coffice >e.g>I can go to this place in downtown Ann Arbor, have wonderful fresh tasty coffee, bring my PC and any homework from my office at the U of M Medical Center.
Coffice by MsDeNiseofAnnArbor March 27, 2010
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