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The most popular drink in the twenty-first century. Made of a mix of the finest artesian water, along with sodium hypochlorite, sodium chloride, sodium carbonate, sodium chlorate, sodium hydroxide and sodium polyacrylate. Surpasses the Corona beer with a Lyme disease chaser, and even the bubbly taste of Tide Pods. The drink is alcohol-free and therefore able to be legally consumed by all ages. The cleansing properties of Clorox are said to remove 99.9% of germs, make you lose weight, and bring your heart rate down sharply.
Quinn: "What's going down the hatch tonight, Ethan?"

Ethan: "Bottle o' Corona and a Clorox chaser!"
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by Drummer_Boi May 04, 2020
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A great drink to consume when see something cringe worthy
Dude 1# have you seen the Swaetshirt music video?

Dude 2# yea I drank all of the Clorox from Walmart after seeing it
by Leafyisjaredfromsubway July 18, 2016
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A very determined person who usually lies a lot to his friends & followers, this individual is perfect to have near you when you need emotional support for an action in which you are the offender and not the victim.
this person specializes in white lies and lies in general, it also manages to bleach away truths with an unprecedented effort.
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1. my son is such a clorox, he always lies to me, 2. my wife's a big fat clorox sometimes...

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Boy1 damn one of my classmates is a real clorox, it's just in his nature!
Boy2 he literally lied to the teacher about his homework yet he got away with it...

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TV Ad: "All new Clorox Energy Drink, bleach away all the truths with one single sip!"
by ThomasAAnderson January 20, 2019
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Used to describe how sure you are, but not always.
"I'm clorox sure that I'm going."
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"I'm clorox sure this toast is AWESOME!"
by Danyka October 30, 2006
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