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1. Verb - to clorf - to mess up, to fuck up. To be clorfed - to be mad, insane, or drunk.
2. Noun - clorf - something fantastic, awesome.
3. Action - High clorf - Any sort of modified high five.
1. Dude, you are completely clorfed.
2. Guillaume clorfed hard at the bar last night.
3. Sky-diving is totlly clorf.
4. I totally scored with that hot girl last night. High Clorf!
Clorf by Menhir January 23, 2009
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clorf brain 

A person demonstrating little or no ability to reason or think rationally; someone who would be considered by most to have learning comprehension issues; a stupid or ignorant person.
John is such a clorf brain! He ran right into that beam running at full speed!
clorf brain by BmattMusic June 26, 2015
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lork on the clorf 

In a game of Natural-Selection a Lork on the Clorf means a Lerk on the cliff. A mapping flaw was used for the aliens advantage. He uses spores to spore marine spawn and spike the marines resource tower.
"OH NOS CORNMANDER WE GOT A LORK ON THE CLORF GIVE US SOME TURRENTS!!!111one"
lork on the clorf by crack January 6, 2004

Lork on teh clorf 

A phase used in NS (www.natural-selection.org - see Natural Selection for more info) and most commonly on NS_hera where a lerk (bat like creature) would go and spore (gas) the marine base from a cliff outside.
"ONOS TEY HAVE LORK ON TEH CLORF!?!!!!!111 f4f4F$F$F1!!!1o1noeneoneleeven
Lork on teh clorf by Jimmeh! January 6, 2004
A mispronunciation of the word "Fortune". Used by a rock troll named Bart in The Witcher 3 to describe a fortune of gold and other valuables.
Bart bad... Bart make Sigi lose chorfun.

Clorange 

The difference in the degree of orange between a cigarette's cherry and filter
The clorange of this cigarette is 3.
Clorange by TheRealClorange January 14, 2010

Clorfors 

The Clorfors were a race of tight pockets and swindlers from the planet Clorfor. You Earthlings might liken them to "space jews". You might also call me racist but it's hard to be racist towards a race that doesn't exist... Like the Clorfors!
Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money. Blew those bastards up is what I did!
Clorfors by Lord Frieza July 7, 2011