crack's definitions
by crack January 26, 2004

If you are in Central America and little kids get on your bus yelling "Maní", they are trying to sell you peanuts. They do not want your Money..except as payment for peanuts. Actually, they might want your money. But they aren't saying money.
by crack February 18, 2004

by crack January 26, 2004

TV evangelists... need I say more?
by crack August 14, 2003

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.
Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...
by crack June 26, 2009

by crack December 11, 2004
