crack's definitions

fiesta de chorizo

see sausage fest

Oye che, vamanos, esta es una fiesta de chorizo carajo.

by crack January 26, 2004

Mani

spanish for peanuts, but the "i" is accented like this: Maní.

If you are in Central America and little kids get on your bus yelling "Maní", they are trying to sell you peanuts. They do not want your Money..except as payment for peanuts. Actually, they might want your money. But they aren't saying money.

by crack February 18, 2004

TCF

TCF stands for The Chosen Few. TCF is a movie release group.

by CrAcK September 25, 2003

red-eye gravy

gravy made from country (i.e salt-cured) ham instead of beef.

Shiit, man, you don' know bout no red-eye gravy.

by crack January 26, 2004

religion

The greatest tax scam known to human kind.

TV evangelists... need I say more?

by crack August 14, 2003

Safety Pod

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.

Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...

by crack June 26, 2009

wtv

This word is short for Whatever.

Thug> Dude your weird...
Crack> wtv

by crack December 11, 2004