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onos 

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The big giant alein in natural selection it can pwn marines by eating them its pretty much unstopable if you dont have any weapon upgrades.
marine: ohhh nooos its an onos!
*onos eats marine*
marine: onos is digesting me thats so fucking gay takes forever to fucking spawn
marine 2: haha
*marine is finished digesting onos eats marine 2*
marine: haha
onos by stewfoo January 12, 2005
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onos 

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Onos - oh'noss - n. - A Greek concept of rational worry; represented by Homer's Odyssey in Athena, a Greek Goddess, and many Greek heroes in other traditional works, it is considered a positive attribute.
Romans considered "onos" a negative attribute, like Odysseus' intelligence, and it became transmuted into the less-positive "onus," or "burden."
Athena's onos was manifested in her fear of Poseidon's threat to Odysseus' homecoming.
onos by Misty De Meo March 20, 2004

onos 

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Same as "Oh No", but delivered in a more sarcastic, or comedic fasion.
"onos flying pies :o"
onos by omg pie May 29, 2007

ONOS TEH BAN 

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*BAN*

*** You have been kicked from #channel (Die, lamer.)
* cannot rejoin #channel (address is banned)
*** operator sets mode: +b RandomLamer
<GerbilSoft> ONOS TEH BAN
<GerbilSoft> *BAN*
ONOS TEH BAN by zzt March 17, 2004

ONOS MY PANTS 

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When Fiz goes extremely crazy in the Simon Wai's Sonic 2 Beta AIM chat, this is a phrase she oftens says.
ONOS MY PANTS by GuessWho March 28, 2004

i onos 

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a stupid way to say "i don't know" that i accidentally typed in a convo. with someone in sixth grade.
me:ey i got bitten by a spider on my ass
friend:ahhaha, how'd that happen
me:i onosss i onos!
~true story
i onos by ochiegirl owns you December 18, 2007

onosecond 

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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
onosecond by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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