Chorfun

A mispronunciation of the word "Fortune". Used by a rock troll named Bart in The Witcher 3 to describe a fortune of gold and other valuables.

Bart bad... Bart make Sigi lose chorfun.

Chorfun by TonyDanzasTapdanceExtravaganza March 28, 2019

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Charfunkle

to end a conversation, something that is wack, uncool, or involving Connecticut

This song is so charfunkle. I hope someone kills it until it dies to death.

Charfunkle by M. Pa May 8, 2011

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Chorfun • Chorfing • Charfunkle

Chorfing

The feeling of blue balls. Wanting to throw up, poo, and finish all at one time, but knowing that it will only lead to more suffering.

Dude, I was getting a fatty BJ yesterday, and the girl didn't finish me. I was chorfing for hours.

Chorfing by Mr. Footlong March 30, 2011

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Chorfing

The act of getting a cut or a wound and jerking off to completion then ejaculating semen into the wound.

Friend 1:"Ow dude I just scraped my knee."
Friend 2:"Hold on let's try chorfing."

Chorfing by Reetbe July 15, 2024

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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