CLITOROLOGY (cli -tor-AH-lo-gee)
definition:
a gynecological term for the study of the commonly forgotten and most neglected part of the female genetalia, the CLITORUS, it's main function, its purpose in relation to sex, what the female body needs it for, as well as its importance to SOCIETY, and WHY.
With frequent and regular stimulation, the female clitorus, (the valuable knowledge of which, the male memory cannot retain) has been scientifically proven to actually CURE many annoying and unflattering behaviors in women, such as nagging, complaining, and even cheating...
To no avail, psychologists and clitorologists have worked for decades, searching for the answer as to why so many men lose any knowledge they have regarding the clitorous, immediately after learning it, thus resulting in continued NON-use of this very important part of the female body.

The male brain has a remarkable ability to remain "UN-educated" in the field of CLITOROLOGY...

Men learn all there is to know on the subject, and do so very quickly. However, for unknown reasons, 98.6% of men educated in the field of clitorology FAIL to actually RETAIN said knowledge. It remains a mystery, why it appears men will never be able to gain meaningful employment in the field of clitorology, therefore rendering them helpless in curing the behavioral problems females in our society have today.

Girl:
My brother, Jeff, is majoring in clitorology at LSU... to help pay his way through college, he makes some extra money doing a little free-lance clitography on the side...

clitorology by M and M February 21, 2019

clitorous

the center of pleasure stimulation for SOME women

I rub my clitorous when i ejaculate.

clitorous by pussy explosion June 25, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026