Clitorophobia

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A fear of talking to girls especially if you are a guy.

Eddie: Go talk to her dude, shes kinda cute.
Nelson: No dude what if it doesn't turn out well?
Eddie: Wow dude are you diagnosed of clitorophobia?

Clitorophobia by Edman13 December 30, 2009

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Clintonophobia

The fear of Hillary Clinton becoming president.

Jake:I think I still have Clintonophobia.
John:Your fear is irrational, Trump won.

Clintonophobia by The Guy of Enlightenment November 29, 2016

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Clitorophobia • citrophobia • Clintonophobia • Citrophobiac • cleithrophobia • clitophobia • clitoris-phobia

clitophobia

To be scared of the women's clitoris thus indicating the gayness of ones self.

"That guy won't touch that girl he must have a serious case of clitophobia."

clitophobia by thebeast71 April 16, 2008

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Clintonophobia

A fear of Hillary Clinton

Tommy has Clintonophobia, but he was instantly cured when Donald Trump won.

Clintonophobia by QQAZWSXEDC December 21, 2016

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citrophobia

Fear of lemons

No joke someone actually killed a friend after they taunted them with lemons

That guy has citrophobia, he's scared of lemons

citrophobia by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

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citrophobia

Fear of citrus, particularly Mandarins

"I have to stand up for what I believe in
And I believe in chocolate"

- sufferer of citrophobia

citrophobia by authority on definitions May 6, 2020

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cleithrophobia

Cleithrophobia is the fear of being trapped, not to be confused with Claustrophobia, which is the fear of tight spaces.

Bro #1: “Hey, bro, I have Cleithrophobia”.
Bro #2: “what’s that”?
Bro #1: “It’s the fear of being trapped”.

cleithrophobia by AFlockOfBirds August 19, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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