lance

a medieval weapon used by knights in mounted combat. About half the length of a telephone pole, held at one end tucked under the arm.

The knights charged one another with their lances.

by Figleaf23 August 12, 2007

lance

(verb) to cheat in order to win... then don't fess up when everyone says you did, and a mountain of evidence is against you, and all your sponsors drop you and your organization.

I lanced my way to victory.

He really lanced his career.

I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by NotQuiteRelevantUsername October 25, 2012

lance

the type of person who gets pervy way too easily and gets boners easily

Yesterday, I saw an eighth grader running through the school's hallway with a boner, so he must be a lance.

by twofacedbear69 October 09, 2018

lance

Lance is a very UN popular discord user that is famous for their connie lip bite meme. They also ship deku x todo x baku x uruaka

lance: hey babygrill :connielipbite;

you: silence.😐

by Lets commit arsen tg May 03, 2021

lance

seggs lord

your such a lance

by papi cream December 22, 2021

lance

To laugh and dance victoriously at the same time, usually in an effort to tease or humiliate someone else after a victory.

If you laugh and dance in an opponents face simultaniously it is a lance.

by pummy April 30, 2009

lance

Generally referring to 7-consecutive Tour De France Champion and professional bicyclist, Lance Armstrong.

"I wonder who will win the tour this year now that Lance is done?"

by fogarty June 19, 2006