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cliterature 

porn that rather than being shown as a picture or video is in text form and is described the the user
last night i was masturbating to some hot cliterature
cliterature by coxymoxy May 2, 2011
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cliterature 

An amalgamation of clit and literature. literature dealing with the clitoris, that is, pornography.
the internet is a good source of cliterature.
cliterature by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

Cliterature 

alternate definition: 1970's derogatory term for women's literature. Now archaic.

Concept was that writing was either literature or it was not literature, so any attempt to manufacture a subgroup was somehow denigrating the legitimate body of work.

Sprang from growth of Women's Studies programs at US universities.

Sometimes also used to describe Comparative Literature, although usage may have faded into obscurity.
she majored in English and minored in History, then switched to cliterature
Cliterature by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006

cliterature 

nother word for vagina monologues or any women's literary movement.
Laura T: you going to the cliterature performance art show tonight?
Claire Y: damn straight! gonna twiddle my cooch there.
cliterature by mertt & jerden January 13, 2009

cliticure 

A cliticure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the clitoris and vagina performed at home or in a nail salon. A cliticure treatment is not only a treatment for the natural clits but also for vaginas.

There are also cliticure services that are specialities for the vagina. For example the soaking of a softening substance and the application of a lotion is a common speciality.

Other cliticure treatments may include the application of artificial jewels, acrylics or artificial gels but this is generally known as the act of Vajazziling. Some cliticures can include the painting of pictures or designs or applying small decals or imitation jewels.
In many areas, cliticurists are still being fighting to be filly licensed and follow regulation. Since skin is manipulated and is sometimes trimmed, there is a certain risk of spreading infection when tools are used across many people and, therefore, sanitation is a serious issue.
It's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend I want to do something special, maybe I'll get a cliticure?
cliticure by kbizzle16 December 20, 2010

clitature 

Any form of litterature which talks about sex or gets a woman aroused
She didnt want to bang, but her mind was changed after reading some clitature.
clitature by BigJohn99 July 6, 2009
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