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ford clitaurus
ford clitaurus by jim_bob_007 July 27, 2006
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Clickture
An digital image on a web-site that enables the user to see additional information or navigate to a different web-page by clicking on the image.
Clicktures that are more visually appealing will cause more people to click on them and increase the number of page views.
Clickture by Chief Curiosity Officer October 1, 2018
cliterature
porn that rather than being shown as a picture or video is in text form and is described the the user
cliterature by coxymoxy May 2, 2011
ford clitaurus
ford clitaurus by wallbangicus December 4, 2009
clitatron
one who gives gobbies on a regular basis, often back at the oppsite sex's house while a friend/s is in the bed also. most commonly attends a private school, allthough constantly suspended, maintains a job at the local macdonalds and spends all spare time/money at gigs to hardcore scremo bands.
allways associated with a ranga.
allways associated with a ranga.
cliterature
cliterature by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
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