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cliticure 

A cliticure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the clitoris and vagina performed at home or in a nail salon. A cliticure treatment is not only a treatment for the natural clits but also for vaginas.

There are also cliticure services that are specialities for the vagina. For example the soaking of a softening substance and the application of a lotion is a common speciality.

Other cliticure treatments may include the application of artificial jewels, acrylics or artificial gels but this is generally known as the act of Vajazziling. Some cliticures can include the painting of pictures or designs or applying small decals or imitation jewels.
In many areas, cliticurists are still being fighting to be filly licensed and follow regulation. Since skin is manipulated and is sometimes trimmed, there is a certain risk of spreading infection when tools are used across many people and, therefore, sanitation is a serious issue.
It's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend I want to do something special, maybe I'll get a cliticure?
cliticure by kbizzle16 December 20, 2010
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To continualy critize someone or their behavior to the point of ridicule.
Christine criticuled his choice of shirt for the the concert to the point he went and bought a new one.
Criticule by rablin101 October 1, 2010
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Clitocurrency 

A type of currency and payment option some women use to pay for services rendered to them. This payment is primarily done by having sex with the individual rendering the service.
Cleveland asked me for a refund of his money, I didn't have enough cash with me so I paid him in clitocurrency.
Clitocurrency by 99thgod November 7, 2019

Cliticise 

the act of a really bitchy woman making a snide, unecessary and harsh comment about you.
Andy: sarah was a bit harsh to you there
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.
Cliticise by The nefarious ween October 5, 2010

cliticize 

The act of a woman criticizing a man. Occurs often when a man is whipped.
Tom: My girlfriend was nagging me yesterday and said I was lazy and stupid.

Jack: Dude, don't let her cliticize you like that!
Portmanteau of "picture" and "clitoris". A picture of a woman's vagina and/or clitoris, often sent as a text or through webcam for sexting or cybering. See "dicture" for the male equivalent.
All I asked for was a cliture. I mean, I sent her all my dicpics, and then she reported me to the admins for sexual abuse. What a bitch.
cliture by selenus1 May 12, 2011

clitature 

Any form of litterature which talks about sex or gets a woman aroused
She didnt want to bang, but her mind was changed after reading some clitature.
clitature by BigJohn99 July 6, 2009
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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