cliticure

A cliticure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the clitoris and vagina performed at home or in a nail salon. A cliticure treatment is not only a treatment for the natural clits but also for vaginas.

There are also cliticure services that are specialities for the vagina. For example the soaking of a softening substance and the application of a lotion is a common speciality.

Other cliticure treatments may include the application of artificial jewels, acrylics or artificial gels but this is generally known as the act of Vajazziling. Some cliticures can include the painting of pictures or designs or applying small decals or imitation jewels.
In many areas, cliticurists are still being fighting to be filly licensed and follow regulation. Since skin is manipulated and is sometimes trimmed, there is a certain risk of spreading infection when tools are used across many people and, therefore, sanitation is a serious issue.

It's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend I want to do something special, maybe I'll get a cliticure?

by kbizzle16 December 20, 2010

Criticule

To continualy critize someone or their behavior to the point of ridicule.

Christine criticuled his choice of shirt for the the concert to the point he went and bought a new one.

by rablin101 October 1, 2010

Clitocurrency

A type of currency and payment option some women use to pay for services rendered to them. This payment is primarily done by having sex with the individual rendering the service.

Cleveland asked me for a refund of his money, I didn't have enough cash with me so I paid him in clitocurrency.

by 99thgod November 7, 2019

Cliticise

the act of a really bitchy woman making a snide, unecessary and harsh comment about you.

Andy: sarah was a bit harsh to you there
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.

by The nefarious ween October 5, 2010

cliticize

The act of a woman criticizing a man. Occurs often when a man is whipped.

Tom: My girlfriend was nagging me yesterday and said I was lazy and stupid.

Jack: Dude, don't let her cliticize you like that!

by Joe Marioso the Plumber December 9, 2008

cliture

Portmanteau of "picture" and "clitoris". A picture of a woman's vagina and/or clitoris, often sent as a text or through webcam for sexting or cybering. See "dicture" for the male equivalent.

All I asked for was a cliture. I mean, I sent her all my dicpics, and then she reported me to the admins for sexual abuse. What a bitch.

by selenus1 May 12, 2011

clitature

Any form of litterature which talks about sex or gets a woman aroused

She didnt want to bang, but her mind was changed after reading some clitature.

by BigJohn99 July 6, 2009