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The act of brining a woman to orgasm by rubbing her clitoris with the tip of your penis in a rapid motion.
Baby, will you take me upstairs and cliddle me before we go grocery shopping?!
cliddle by Keef Green January 24, 2010
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criddler 

a criddler is a very messed up tweeker meth-head. Like a tweeker who will steal your shit & then help you look for it. A criddler will steal your shit, help you look for it then try to sell it back to you forgetting it was yours. Criddlers lurk in yards & bushes looking to steal or cause something caught their eye (People not really there). They wear their hair in a bun w/scrunchie known as a TWEEKIN-BEACON. They carry everything they own (all of it stolen) at all times in backpacks & small bags so they can pack & repack endlessly as the mood strikes them & will follow anyone, anywhere & do anything if the guys got a bag of dope. A stack of used lotto scratch-its will keep them busy endlessly rescratching cause there must be a winner they missed.
The Criddler bag-bitch went for a walk to get some air. 6 hours later and only 1 block away from home she's in the neighbors back yard shopping in the bushes for SHINEY THINGS. She finds an electronic charger that just might work for the cell phone she "GOT" yesterday, or was it today? SHHHH I've got to criddle on the roof & get high cause there's people out ther I have to watch.
criddler by berta look alike January 29, 2010
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Criddler Coin 

Criddle coin is the homeless/tweaker native curency. These are cans and bottles in states with bottle deposits that are generally collected by tweakers to purchase more drugs with or purchase things that are difficult to steal.

Average CC to USD:
1 CC (Criddle Coin) = $0.10 USD

Aquired by hard labor of digging through rubbish/trash and stealing other peoples cans out of garbages or the back of trucks.

Usually carried in shopping carts, black bags and green bags. Commonly used as a status symbol on the streets of wealth.
"Holy shit bro, did you see how many criddler coins that tweaker had? He's going to have enough crack for a week!"

"I got a couples bags of Criddler coin I need to turn in"
Criddler Coin by BIGDUKIE7 February 1, 2023
To tweak; the act of criddling
1. To act as a criddler would; meaning to barely count as a human being while existing in your own thoughts/world/frame of reality.
2. To rummage aimlessly through junk (usually a first time aquaintence, or complete stranger) and pull out items (mostly useless) that catch your eyes because you can use them/they're what you've been looking for all along/you think it's cool/it's just what you need to finally finish a long undone project.

3. To sit in a corner, empty/separate room, or even the other end of a couch from others, spread out your belongings (i.e. markers, electronic parts, notebooks, bag contents to be reorganised) and perform a meaningless, solitary, time consuming project, task, or activity while attempting to pay attention to and carry on one or more conversations; all in an effort to remain social.

4. Usually any act done under the influence of methamphetamine; to the point of being so tweaked you can't sit still, sleep, or remain focused for more than one or two hours that feel like twenty minutes.
5. To pilfer an item or items from someone while high; honestly believing they won't miss it/it's junk/it's worthless/they won't notice it's gone for a few days.
6. To perform/The act of criddlery at the present time
7. To act on a criddlerific manner/fashion;
"I'm going to Mark's to tweak and criddle his old shed."

"Damn it Mikey; who said you could criddle my junk closet?!"

"Okay look I know it was you going through my shit, what did you criddle into your pockets?"

"I'm going to sit and criddle my bugout bag; it's so unorganised!"
Criddle by LegenGarry November 25, 2017
noun: A Child. Probably coined by Roald Dahl in his book 'The BFG'.
plural form: Chiddlers: Children
From 'The BFG' by Roald Dahl:

'What about me?' Sophie Said. 'I am eight'
'You is not eight at all.' the BFG said. 'Human bean babies and little chiddlers is spending half their time sleeping, so you is only four.
Chiddler by rbit June 16, 2011

Criddlestick 

A tool that is used by dumpster divers to reach or manipulate the treasures within the confines of a dumpster, garbage can or pile.
I was so thankful that I had my criddlestick with me when I saw the unopened can of baked beans that had been tossed into the dumpster.
Criddlestick by Bee Kind May 21, 2016
Clindle is a word that is used to express someone's feelings of energy and adrenaline. If an individual feels they are stimulated and/or feel extremely hyper for whatever reason, expressing it with the word Clindle would be the first choice.
Clindle for life, let's go.
clindle by dopeitup12 October 16, 2020
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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