cluddle

Verb.

1.) To completely and ineffably prove yourself to be of substandard intelligence.

2.) To wound someone while cuddling with them.

She cluddled herself as she stared blankly into space.

He cluddled his girlfriend with his belt buckle.

cluddle by dweebpatrol March 12, 2008

cluddle

Verb.

1.) To completely and ineffably prove yourself to be of substandard intelligence.

2.) To wound someone while cuddling with them.

She cluddled herself as she stared blankly into space.

He cluddled his girlfriend with his belt buckle.

cluddle by dweebpatrol March 13, 2008

Cuddle Huddle 

A group of people cuddling, hugging, or otherwise embracing for a prolonged period of time while in an upright position. May be standing or sitting, but not lying down.

"It was too wet outside to lay down, so instead of a cuddle puddle we formed a cuddle huddle."
"Our group hug lasted so long that it stopped being a hug and became a cuddle huddle"

Cuddle Huddle by TruthinParadox June 7, 2016

Cuddleslut 

A cuddleslut is someone who is a slut for cuddles. They'll cuddle you nonstop, and they'll never let go. They also crave cuddles 24/7. MAN if you find yourself a girl who's a cuddleslut she's a keeper! But they require quite a bit of attention.

Wow that girl is such a cuddleslut.

You see that girl Alli, she's a cuddleslut.

I'm a total cuddleslut you know?

Cuddleslut by Angel318 March 1, 2021

cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.

1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.

cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010

cuddlepractic

Cuddlepractic is like chiropractic except your partner is the one who squeezes, rubs and cuddles you so hard it gives you a full back, rib or neck adjustment.

My back is so sore tonight baby, can I have a cuddlepractic session to realign my back please.

cuddlepractic by Woody17 October 26, 2020

friendship cuddle 

A deep hug lasting more than the standard, from a woman in need of comfort, while you attempt not to press your erection against her friendzoned body.

"She was all sad and shit, and just wanted me to sit and friendship cuddle. And I'm sitting there with a giant hard on."

friendship cuddle by THE DAVAD April 21, 2016