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To tweak; the act of criddling
1. To act as a criddler would; meaning to barely count as a human being while existing in your own thoughts/world/frame of reality.
2. To rummage aimlessly through junk (usually a first time aquaintence, or complete stranger) and pull out items (mostly useless) that catch your eyes because you can use them/they're what you've been looking for all along/you think it's cool/it's just what you need to finally finish a long undone project.

3. To sit in a corner, empty/separate room, or even the other end of a couch from others, spread out your belongings (i.e. markers, electronic parts, notebooks, bag contents to be reorganised) and perform a meaningless, solitary, time consuming project, task, or activity while attempting to pay attention to and carry on one or more conversations; all in an effort to remain social.

4. Usually any act done under the influence of methamphetamine; to the point of being so tweaked you can't sit still, sleep, or remain focused for more than one or two hours that feel like twenty minutes.
5. To pilfer an item or items from someone while high; honestly believing they won't miss it/it's junk/it's worthless/they won't notice it's gone for a few days.
6. To perform/The act of criddlery at the present time
7. To act on a criddlerific manner/fashion;
"I'm going to Mark's to tweak and criddle his old shed."

"Damn it Mikey; who said you could criddle my junk closet?!"

"Okay look I know it was you going through my shit, what did you criddle into your pockets?"

"I'm going to sit and criddle my bugout bag; it's so unorganised!"
by LegenGarry November 25, 2017
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v. To position one's self within a social setting such that one makes no meaningful contribution.
I'm just gonna go criddle over here for a bit.

Look at that dude. He's criddling so hard over there.

Hey, what are you doing?
I'm just criddlin'.
by Anhaga January 08, 2010
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To rummage through and steal other peoples belongings, while high on Meth, they say its not stealing its criddleing.
The piece of shit sucked up tweeker that is riding around on a bicycle that he stole from some college kid that paid a 1,000 dollars or more for it that he spray painted black. who is unable to comprehend that criddle is stealing and yes he is a fucking Nigger.
by GABRIEL AND GO FUCK YOURSELF February 08, 2013
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To accidentally tarnish oneself while making a statement which is intended to be either humorous or offensive to another
When I tried to make a joke about erectile dysfunction drugs, I criddled myself
by timmah5656565656 December 11, 2006
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To be high on meth,crack,crank. a street junkies. also known as "crack head".
That dude is a fuckin criddler. He been smokin the criddle for too long.
by JARROD KELSO July 14, 2006
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To move away from a group of people or a setting, at a suspicious rate.
Johny criddled away from the group once he had released some gas.
by Matchu Whizite May 22, 2007
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