A group of people cuddling, hugging, or otherwise embracing for a prolonged period of time while in an upright position. May be standing or sitting, but not lying down.
"It was too wet outside to lay down, so instead of a cuddle puddle we formed a cuddle huddle."
"Our group hug lasted so long that it stopped being a hug and became a cuddle huddle"
A cuddleslut is someone who is a slut for cuddles. They'll cuddle you nonstop, and they'll never let go. They also crave cuddles 24/7. MAN if you find yourself a girl who's a cuddleslut she's a keeper! But they require quite a bit of attention.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.