clett

An involuntary noise you make when some racking collapses on you.

I’m just going to get some food off this racking. ‘Bang bang crash snap’ Clett, Clett help me!!!

I told you, you are my tool!!

Oh Clett, I do love thee. Can you get me some hibicuth? Louis Suarez drinks it!

He doesn’t really.

by Building Life July 19, 2018

Dracula in Cleats

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

pussy chettin'

basically when a guy tries to bullshit a girl with fake achievements to get himself laid

Pussy chettin' can be used in a convo like this

Chad: "Yo remember when Kenny was pussy chettin the other night at that party?"
Brad: "Yeah bro he was chettin all that pussy shit, fuuuck!"
Chad: "Little pussy chetter he is"

by Charlie Graf February 5, 2020

Cleftal Horizon

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.

Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

by Happy Flappy Gilmore July 25, 2010

clattanoia

The action or existence of someone or something that can instill widespread fear, chaos, or imbalance over a large chain of events.

The clattanoia of 9/11 made the world stand still.
The assassination of John F. Kennedy sent clattanoia through the country.

by The__Pacifist November 3, 2020

Clenting

Clenting is a term when a Youtuber is performing poorly (low views and low payment) in a month. The origin if the word Clenting is when user, FinalChidori57 whose real name is Clent began getting very poor views for almost a whole year consecutively and constantly receives low pays by his network. It became a humor within his posse, but later the term got across other groups within the gaming community of Youtube and it became a popular term used whenever a Youtube gets very poor views it's laughable. If a state of clenting, it's the lowest point you can be and you got to step up your Youtube game.

Note: This is a term used exclusively in the Gaming Community of Youtube, and those who are partnered under a Network. (TheGameStation, Machinima, TGN, Curse, Vultra etc.) Usually the term is not used within those that are not partnered as they don't monetize their views.

Jamal: Yo, I got 1M views for this month. I'm definitely caking with this new Naruto game.

Andre: Nah bro, I'm clenting this month. I only got 10k this month...it's not even funny. Gotta step up my game. Got some bills to pay.

by TGNYoutuber August 20, 2013

Cleptocracy

A type of government in which corruption is widespread. The corruption is so strong that society accepts it as a part of normality, reacting with suspicion when some public worker or politician doesn't embezzle something.

Gosh, that mayor actually used the city's money to build stuff for the city. Something's not right here. That's a disrespect to our cleptocracy!

dafuq just happened, those people were convicted for corruption? Is that a crime, really?! That's absurd, i thought we were living in a cleptocracy here!

by dignusplz January 16, 2013