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clerd

originally derived from the word or name "claude." a pet name for a dog or other small mammal.
"Helen punished Clerd for wetting the carpet."
by Chesty Morgan July 10, 2004
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clerical psychologist

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.
I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
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Clergevil

An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.
As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.
by YAWA April 18, 2015
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courtesy clerk

A job for High school kids which consists of; cleaning the store, cleaning the bathrooms, collecting carts, sweeping the store,and giving customer assistance-for very little pay.
The courtesy clerk fell down on frozen aisle, while doing his sweep.
by T_T March 22, 2009
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Grammaton Cleric

Someone who is so much of a bad-ass, they can beat Judge Dredd, Solid Snake, Jason Borne, Jack Bauer, Batman, V, Darth Vader, Ezio Audiotre, Agent 47, Max Payne, Agent Smith, and Neo, all at once with nothing but two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can kill an entire army in total darkness without moving and armed with only two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can take down an entire government, all of whom are armed with semi-automatic and fully automatic assualt rifles, with two Berretta 92fs pistols and a katana.

Seriouly..this guy is fucking insane
Derp1: Dude...my friend just killed hella marine corp guys in like two seconds
Derp2: Must be a Grammaton Cleric

In the movie Equilibrium, Christian Bale is a total Grammaton Cleric
by space time lordf August 2, 2012
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Clericalism

(n.) Unrestrained and duplicitous homosexual activity.
"Sexual abuse is not about sex, it is about 'clericalism'." - Cardinal Blase Cupich

"Saying that 'No' to abuse means an emphatic ‘No’ to all forms of clericalism.” - Pope Francis

Cardinal Theodore McCarrick liked to 'clerical' seminarians at his beach house on the Jersey Shore.
by J. Collins September 4, 2018
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Clerks

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.
In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
by Qbert May 15, 2004
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