clard

A liquid that hardens near an opening creating a crust. e.g. the hard clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle. Clard. - It sounds like it looks. Ryhmes with hard. clot crust
the hardened clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle after use.
He had to remove the clard to get the glue flowing again
by Will Hen April 25, 2010
mugGet the clardmug.

clard

Thinking about T.I. makes me so clard
by Moves like swagger August 26, 2013
mugGet the clardmug.

clard

a pimple or zit usually located on the face and/or back
randy: Steve is that a clard on your face?
Steve: why yes it is
by jewfrow August 29, 2009
mugGet the clardmug.

Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra
Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."
by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010
mugGet the Clard-onmug.

Clard

A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.
Ethan you’re a clard.
by youngqwerty April 25, 2019
mugGet the Clardmug.