Qbert's definitions

Playboy

A magazine for men. Playboy has excellent nude pictorials and centerfolds.

When I moved in with my girlfriend, she made me get rid of all my Playboy magazines.

by Qbert August 23, 2003

Cancer

A disease that will eventually kill us all.

"I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back"

by Qbert January 26, 2004

shell

A shell is the command processor interface. The command processor is the program that executes operating system commands. The shell, therefore, is the part of the command processor that accepts commands. After verifying that the commands are valid, the shell sends them to another part of the command processor to be executed.

When Windows failed to boot, I needed to use a DOS shell.

by qbert July 18, 2004

2004

Hopefully the year Van Halen will finally release some new material.

It would be kick ass if Van Halen released a new album in 2004.

by Qbert February 9, 2004

Led Zeppelin

A band in which their lead singer (Robert Plant) screams like a banshee.

Led Zeppelin I is my favorite Zeppelin album.

by qbert October 3, 2003

radio shack

An electronics supply chain that sells low quality products that are usually over priced because they know they have very little competition. The employees at Radio Shack are dumb as a box of hammers and know shit about the products they sell.

Radio Shack should be boycotted!

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am an employee of Radio Shack and while the comment is somewhat funny, I am not, as quoted "as dumb as a box of hammers." Nor are my fellow employees. (Well, most of them)"

by Qbert September 22, 2003

TSS

Acronym for The Screen Savers

TSS is a computer / technology television show on the G4TECHTV network.

by Qbert July 24, 2004