Qbert's definitions

GetMem

GetMem() is the Turbo Pascal/Delphi equivalent to C/C++'s malloc() function; which is used for dynamic memory allocation in computer programming.

When the C programmer whipped out malloc(), the Pascal programmer whipped out GetMem() in defense.

by Qbert June 13, 2005

867-5309

One of the most famous telephone numbers in the world. Made famous by the 1980's song by Tommy Tutone. The number is a favorite among phreaks, prank callers, college students, or anyone else looking to raise some hell.

I called 867-5309 in my area code, and I got the Suicide Prevention Hotline.

by Qbert June 30, 2005

Bob Barker

A cranky, old, impatient game show host who needs to give it up. He always feels the need to make rude comments to the contestants of the show, and is always rushing them.

I couldn't agree more with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when he says, "I hate that Bob Barker".

Bob Barker: This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered!

Me: Why doesn't someone have you spayed or neutered??

by Qbert July 10, 2005

java

The bastard child of C++ that nobody wants.

Look at that Java written application. It's so slow and resource consuming...

by Qbert July 10, 2005

G Swervo

The realest OG of them all. He has your back in any situation; always down to ride with the homies to fuck shit up. Never hesitates to full send it in any situation.

“Yo did you see WymanIsland, that man for sure a G Swervo!”

by qbert January 28, 2020

Back In Black

An AC/DC album. "Back In Black" is one of the greatest hard rock albums of all time.

AC/DC's "Back In Black" kicks the shit out of any music made today!

by Qbert October 28, 2003

cpu

Central Processing Unit.

A CPU is basically the brains of your computer. Without a CPU, your computer would be an expensive paperweight.

I'm still running an Intel Celeron 500MHz CPU.

by Qbert October 28, 2003