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verb. the act of severely beating someone with an insulin pump.
"benji, if you make one more diabetes joke, i'm funna cled the shit out of you!
cled by rileymoore July 4, 2008
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A person who ruins your buzz on a night out (wether it be chemcially assisted or not). A uni-sex term for someone who seems to demand attention but who doesnt return anything to the group dynamic.
Guy 1: Mate anytime I hear her speaking I immediately stop listening. She really is Buzz Killington tonight

Guy2: she is such a Cled!

Guy 1: Total Cled! I dont know if I am longed out or pranged out but I know she is the originator of this fun void we find ourselves in.
Cled by BlackAndy October 25, 2010
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woman:lick my fucking cled
man: you have to buy me a drink first
cled by Tesseratops August 15, 2008
crusty and unshaven
hey did you see that big girl walk by today?
yeah man i bet she was soo cled.
cled by chewbacca_slayer April 4, 2009

Si cled var 

To not understand the science of sussy imposter in the real world of the night in the slums
I did not Si cled var when I saw the crusty figure.

Si Cled Var 

The act of going to an alley way picking up a piece of dry wall and conveniently finding a new home in a cardboard box.
I went to the alley way and si cled var the object.
Si Cled Var by UnicornLovr445 January 20, 2022

Si cled var 

T. James and G. Martin looked this up to try and find out what his class mates are saying
I'm watching you Si cled var
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