Cledge

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010

I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam

by walrus face November 20, 2010

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Cledge

fuck off timmy

“bro we’re fucking with timmy and not telling him what cledge means.”
“dude that sounds like fun.”

by LilChromie June 11, 2019

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Cledge

To burn in a mustache above someones belly button forcefully

Joey you inept indigenerate underhuman, CLEDGE!!!

by Step lupid April 23, 2021

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Clergevil

An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.

As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.

by YAWA April 18, 2015

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Clegger

Elderly men who parade through gym locker rooms in the nude, often indulging others in unwanted and awkward conversation.

I just finished working out and went to locker room and found a clegger "hanging out" near my locker.

by Ed Von Haviland June 16, 2017

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clidget

a clown midget

Richy, do not hire clidgets for the party some people are scared of both clowns and midgets.

Picture Warwick Davis from the Leprechaun dressed up as a clown.

by R. Vejonats January 24, 2010

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