Cledge

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010
I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam
by walrus face November 20, 2010
mugGet the Cledgemug.

Cledge

To burn in a mustache above someones belly button forcefully
Joey you inept indigenerate underhuman, CLEDGE!!!
by Step lupid April 23, 2021
mugGet the Cledgemug.

cledging

Puckering ones asshole in order to prevent climax while edging
I was Cledging so hard that I could cut a cigar with my asshole
by Bulltork February 09, 2024
mugGet the cledgingmug.

Cledge

“bro we’re fucking with timmy and not telling him what cledge means.”
“dude that sounds like fun.”
by LilChromie June 11, 2019
mugGet the Cledgemug.