Cledge 

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010

I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam

Cledge by walrus face November 20, 2010

Cledge 

fuck off timmy

“bro we’re fucking with timmy and not telling him what cledge means.”
“dude that sounds like fun.”

Cledge by LilChromie June 11, 2019

Cledge 

To burn in a mustache above someones belly button forcefully

Joey you inept indigenerate underhuman, CLEDGE!!!

Cledge by Step lupid April 23, 2021

Clergevil 

An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.

As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.

Clergevil by YAWA April 18, 2015

Clegger 

Elderly men who parade through gym locker rooms in the nude, often indulging others in unwanted and awkward conversation.

I just finished working out and went to locker room and found a clegger "hanging out" near my locker.

Clegger by Ed Von Haviland June 16, 2017

clidget 

a clown midget

Richy, do not hire clidgets for the party some people are scared of both clowns and midgets.

Picture Warwick Davis from the Leprechaun dressed up as a clown.

clidget by R. Vejonats January 24, 2010

Cludge 

The mixture of semen and fecal matter - "cum-sludge", if you will.

Man - Spooky really got himself CLUDGED OUT LAST NIGHT BY THAT PACK OF WILDLINGS DIDN'T HE?!

Cludge by realtimecrease June 4, 2022