Cledge

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010

I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam

by walrus face November 17, 2010

cledging

Puckering ones asshole in order to prevent climax while edging

I was Cledging so hard that I could cut a cigar with my asshole

by Bulltork February 09, 2024

Cledge

fuck off timmy

“bro we’re fucking with timmy and not telling him what cledge means.”
“dude that sounds like fun.”

by LilChromie June 12, 2019

Cledge

To burn in a mustache above someones belly button forcefully

Joey you inept indigenerate underhuman, CLEDGE!!!

by Step lupid April 23, 2021