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St. Cletus
The home of the Cardinals. Noteworthy graduates include but are not limited to: Ted Bruce, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Ghandi, Buddha, and Jesus Christ. St. Cletus annually takes a shit on lesser Catholic schools in the area such as St. Isaac Jokes, St. John's, and St. Francis. Although they have less students than these other schools they still kick their asses in football except those St. John's pussies who are too afraid to even have a football team.
St. John's kid: Why am i such a little bitch?
Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me
Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me
St. Cletus by Mathlete taco bell October 5, 2009
Related Words
clegus • Cletus • Chegussy • cletus bartholomew • Cletus steamer • Chegus • clebussy • Cleous • cleTusaye • Cletus Bartholomew Day!
nutty cletus
this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.
man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?
man #2: how 'bout some goobers?
man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.
man #2: oh.
man #2: how 'bout some goobers?
man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.
man #2: oh.
nutty cletus by cocktupus January 28, 2008
Jethro and cletus
Jethro and cletus - trailer park / redneck version of pookie and ray ray. They may engage in activities such as muddin,using and manufacturing meth,pipe bombs,
Classic rock and country music .
They don't necessarily have to be prejudiced or racist though.
Classic rock and country music .
They don't necessarily have to be prejudiced or racist though.
Jethro and cletus by Blu_leef November 6, 2022
cletus bartholomew
A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!
cletus bartholomew by elliot😼 July 20, 2021
Alabama Cletus Fest
The forceful act of 3 men all named Cletus aggressively fucking each other in a car. Unlike a soup kitchen these men are not homeless. One is wearing high heels and another is wearing a Batman costume
Damn Cletus I heard you had a Cletus fest how was it?
Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
Alabama Cletus Fest by Big man Cletus October 16, 2018
Cletus
Greek origination; short form of Anacletus. This name is sometimes used to refer to the third pope, Saint Anacletus. It can also function in an Anglicized form of Kleitos.
While charactarised in mass media as a sub-normal person of the southern persuasion, the individuals themselves are less enigmatic. Posing varying social presence due to their formative years relegated pariah, they tend to remain helpful to a fault. They enjoy the good things in life- food, drink, women- and reciprocate as capable. Prone to a death by kidney failure, diabetes, heart disease, or alien anal probes- of which all Cleti (plural of Cletus) are afraid. They love all animals, and are prone to possessing more than one at a time. Cleti indulge in tinkering- whether with vehicles, the internet, computers, hoarding, or other miscellany.
Historically, they prefer brunettes with glasses.
While charactarised in mass media as a sub-normal person of the southern persuasion, the individuals themselves are less enigmatic. Posing varying social presence due to their formative years relegated pariah, they tend to remain helpful to a fault. They enjoy the good things in life- food, drink, women- and reciprocate as capable. Prone to a death by kidney failure, diabetes, heart disease, or alien anal probes- of which all Cleti (plural of Cletus) are afraid. They love all animals, and are prone to possessing more than one at a time. Cleti indulge in tinkering- whether with vehicles, the internet, computers, hoarding, or other miscellany.
Historically, they prefer brunettes with glasses.
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