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Greek origination; short form of Anacletus. This name is sometimes used to refer to the third pope, Saint Anacletus. It can also function in an Anglicized form of Kleitos.

While charactarised in mass media as a sub-normal person of the southern persuasion, the individuals themselves are less enigmatic. Posing varying social presence due to their formative years relegated pariah, they tend to remain helpful to a fault. They enjoy the good things in life- food, drink, women- and reciprocate as capable. Prone to a death by kidney failure, diabetes, heart disease, or alien anal probes- of which all Cleti (plural of Cletus) are afraid. They love all animals, and are prone to possessing more than one at a time. Cleti indulge in tinkering- whether with vehicles, the internet, computers, hoarding, or other miscellany.

Historically, they prefer brunettes with glasses.
Yo!- you see that pimp Cletus? He done dropped that booty swaggerin biotch!
by StarboyK February 02, 2010
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(AKA Cousin Cletus)

2: Also can be synonymous with hillbilly.
Heeeeeey Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?
by snabald July 13, 2003
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Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel. Britney Spears' husband. Inbred cracker white trash with money.
Kevin Federline is a right Cletus. Now he lives in a fine-ass triplewide!
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a charicter on The Simpsons
cletus: i got 300 of them coopons
by Brian January 24, 2004
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a little fucking bitch, a piece of redneck white trash shit.
Yo fool why were you fucking that goat in the ass last night? Who you think you are, Cletus.
by Nick D March 12, 2003
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A fatass idiot who doesn't know anything. Right wing fanatic without being able to explain why. Self-proclaimed "straight as an arrow", but mother has described him as a "crippled gay man"
Cletus sashayed down the hall to talk to "hith betht friend" while denying he was a homosexual.
by Cindy July 29, 2004
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