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cleaning up eggs
“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”
“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”
“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”
cleaning up eggs by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020
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urban dic cleaning by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
clearing barrel
1) Barrel filled with sand placed on most U.S. military ranges and specifically near the armory. Used to clear out a weapon in an unknown condition. That way if a round is discharged it enters the sand and is stopped instead of entering your platoon mate.
2) A Company or platoon whore. A uniform chaser who is used by many of the men of one unit to clear their "personal issue."
2) A Company or platoon whore. A uniform chaser who is used by many of the men of one unit to clear their "personal issue."
Devil 1: I can't believe they outlawed the whore house.
Devil 2: Yeah, guess I'll just have to use the company clearing barrel instead.
Devil 2: Yeah, guess I'll just have to use the company clearing barrel instead.
clearing barrel by the Spaniard April 30, 2006
cleaning
cleaning by Mrdddddddddddddddddd December 28, 2005
Word of the Day on February 20, 2020
Cleaning the House
The process of eating a high fiber diet over the course of several days in an effort clear out your bowels.
Dude...I am cleaning the house. Today I ate a fat bowl of oatmeal, a whole head of broccoli, brown rice covered in refried beans, and like a pound of carrots. This deuce is going to be EPIC.
Cleaning the House by Branderson December 2, 2010
Clearing out the bats
To masturbate after an extended period of time. Like clearing out the bats from an old abandoned house and refurbishing and renewing it.
Mother: Hey Timmy, what's taking you so long in there? I need to take a shower!
Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!
Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!
Clearing out the bats by dudebroman2 January 19, 2009
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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