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cleaving 


when a girl's boobs are all ova tha place
damn homie shaniqua is cleaving big tonight, g. i gots ta go get me some of that yummayyyy cleav
powerfully attacking the cleaning of the gym, smashing through it with intensity.
Jen was cleaving the gym like a warrior with a sword, quads beware!
Cleaving by mwolf2000 October 30, 2025

Cleaving the llama 

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.
Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.
Cleaving the llama by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

Cleaving Out

When a well endowed girl crosses her arms and doesn't realize her cleavage is hanging out.
I went to work, not realizing my shirt was as low cut as it was. I crossed my arms and looked down, and was like "OMG I am cleaving out!"
Cleaving Out by Queen of Cleave March 20, 2011

Cleaving Cheeks 

The act of using a dangerous tool (generally sharp) in order to spread one's ass cheeks
"The attachment I have on the jackhammer gonna be used for cleaving cheeks"

Meat Cleaving 

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.
i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.
Meat Cleaving by jahdsk August 13, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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