clavinism 

A little known fact of useless knowledge that some barstool prophet spews out to make conversation, and to make themselves the smartest schlep in the room. Re: Television show Cheers, Cliff Clavin.

Simple Clavinism, Coffee: nectar of the gods.

little known fact, coffee makes the world go around.

clavinism by PhyscoBilly March 14, 2022

Chauvinism 

Committing murder in broad daylight.

Named for Derek Chauvin, former Minneapolis police officer who killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020.

Derek Chauvin, in a brazen act of Chauvinism, knelt on George Floyd's neck for nearly nine and a half minutes while Floyd struggled to live, repeatedly gasping I can't breathe, until he died. Chauvin did so in public, as Darnella Frazier, a seventeen-year-old girl, recorded an unflinching video of the episode. Her video went viral, resulting in massive social unrest across America and was the pivotal piece of evidence in securing Chauvin's conviction for murder. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.

Chauvinism by Monkey's Dad July 11, 2021

Clavining 

Appearing to work long hours while actually wasting incredible amounts of time and effort on nonsense

Rather than being diligent in his work, Quentin was caught clavining as he browsed golf swing tips during work hours.

Clavining by SCCDoge April 14, 2021

Carbon Chauvinism 

Carbon chauvinism is a relatively new term meant to disparage the assumption that extraterrestrial life will resemble life on Earth. The term was used as early as 1973, when Carl Sagan described it and other human chauvinisms that limit imagination of possible extraterrestrial life.

Scientist 1: "All forms of terrestrial life must be carbon-based."

Scientist 2: "Dude, that's carbon chauvinism...silicone is a possible building block of life. Just look at breast implants."

Carbon Chauvinism by ScrumpyGirl December 3, 2010

Calvinist 

Someone that partakes in mischievous behavior like the character, Calvin from 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘴.

Susie’s firstborn is acting like such a Calvinist!

Calvinist by Mr. Dick Shinary March 19, 2022

Cabinism

When a person or a group of people excludes, disrespects, insults or humiliates someone associated with cabin 7 or who is Russian.

Counselor: Cabin 1 to 6 come aboard the first bus.

George: Are you serious... Not cabin 7, this is cabinism.

Cabinism by Satchid345 July 9, 2018

Female Chauvinism 

The opposite of male chauvinism, female chauvinism is a misguided belief that women are superior to men, as opposed to being equal. This view is held by many feminists.

Female chauvinism? Goddamn hypocrites

Female Chauvinism by iamthemoon December 28, 2011