Cavinism

When you end up having intercourse with a virgin while she is extremely intoxicated, while on her period and you are completely sober.

Dude the cavinism last night was the greatest, although I feel like I'm going to regret this later today.

Man shes always complaining that she lost her virginity during cavinism.

Cavinism by Good Driver Discount December 11, 2010

Cabinism

When a person or a group of people excludes, disrespects, insults or humiliates someone associated with cabin 7 or who is Russian.

Counselor: Cabin 1 to 6 come aboard the first bus.

George: Are you serious... Not cabin 7, this is cabinism.

Cabinism by Satchid345 July 9, 2018

calvinism

The System of theology, defined by John Calvin, emphasizing the sovereignty of God over the free will of man, in which God undoubtedly and effectually saves His elect.

Calvinism alone is the gospel and nothing else.

calvinism by Evan May June 6, 2005

Calvinism

A theological system made up by Augustine of Hippo, further systematized by the arriving of John Calvin. It teaches double-predestination; fatalism.

Argues for Calvinism with a Christian predestined to argue against Calvinism.

Calvinism by PourSonFils.com August 13, 2014

Calvinism

A system of belief promoted by its author John Calvin based entirely on a Platonic evaluation of the letters of Paul of Tarsus. Calvin posited that Christ died for a very few people and then re-interpreted both the Old Testament and the New Testament with the idea of a predestined fate for every person as being among the elected minority or the damned majority. It does great violence to the New Testament by making it subject to a Pauline interpretation of the Old Testament. Also a totalitarian pseudo-Christian cult of the Puritan or Reformed variety. It denies free will and imposes the biblical law of Calvin's Institutes on all people.

Calvinism was the theology behind the police state run by Oliver Cromwell in the 1650s.

Calvinism by normal5574 March 9, 2015

Cainism 

The religion of the all mighty dictator Mr. Cain

Cainism is a cult but we love it.

Cainism by Idk____ April 19, 2023

clavinism 

A little known fact of useless knowledge that some barstool prophet spews out to make conversation, and to make themselves the smartest schlep in the room. Re: Television show Cheers, Cliff Clavin.

Simple Clavinism, Coffee: nectar of the gods.

little known fact, coffee makes the world go around.

clavinism by PhyscoBilly March 14, 2022