chavinist 

A Burberry-sporting chauvinist.

Keanu: Here y'are, are Kylie, get yer lardy arse in t'kitchen and mek us some moor deep fried oven chips!
Kylie: Keanu, you are such a chavinist pig.

chavinist by Roy Rover May 14, 2005

Chauvinism 

Committing murder in broad daylight.

Named for Derek Chauvin, former Minneapolis police officer who killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020.

Derek Chauvin, in a brazen act of Chauvinism, knelt on George Floyd's neck for nearly nine and a half minutes while Floyd struggled to live, repeatedly gasping I can't breathe, until he died. Chauvin did so in public, as Darnella Frazier, a seventeen-year-old girl, recorded an unflinching video of the episode. Her video went viral, resulting in massive social unrest across America and was the pivotal piece of evidence in securing Chauvin's conviction for murder. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.

Chauvinism by Monkey's Dad July 11, 2021

Carbon Chauvinism 

Carbon chauvinism is a relatively new term meant to disparage the assumption that extraterrestrial life will resemble life on Earth. The term was used as early as 1973, when Carl Sagan described it and other human chauvinisms that limit imagination of possible extraterrestrial life.

Scientist 1: "All forms of terrestrial life must be carbon-based."

Scientist 2: "Dude, that's carbon chauvinism...silicone is a possible building block of life. Just look at breast implants."

Carbon Chauvinism by ScrumpyGirl December 3, 2010

chainstalking

When you creep someone on social media, and end up creeping completely irrelevant people through clicking related profiles.

Jim: hey, did you see that picture that Amanda posted?
Colin: yeah! Some of her tagged friends were really hot so I kept creeping, and somehow ended up creeping her best friend's boyfriend's cousin's mother in law.
Jim: dude, you just full out chainstalked like 8 people deep.
Colin: don't act like you don't enjoy chainstalking.

chainstalking by Jrueee January 20, 2015

Calvinist 

Someone that partakes in mischievous behavior like the character, Calvin from 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘴.

Susie’s firstborn is acting like such a Calvinist!

Calvinist by Mr. Dick Shinary March 19, 2022

Chainish Thong 

An undergarment of buttfloss underwear that also has one or more chains for erotic effect. These nasty little things are hard to come across, but usually the most random of people have one.

The other night I snuck into Jessica's house and found a chainish thong in her closet!

Chainish Thong by Kid who sits in back of bus December 20, 2008

chavistani

A British Asian chav - from the same uneducated under privileged stock as their white counterparts. Can be Muslim, Sikh or Hindu. Into copious amounts of hair gel and aftershave that will strip your windpipe, gangsta rap, hardcore bhangra and pouring all their money into customing their supermini car with bake bean tin exhaust pipes, fat wheels and a bass whoofer that will displace your internal organs.

Have you seen those Chavistanis posing in their suped-up Honda Civic? They've been cruising up and down Southall Broadway all night.

chavistani by DJZico August 16, 2006