A phrase that is used when you're stoned to signify that it's time to grab a snack. With "Claiming" being the verb to describe the announcement being made and the "feast" is referring to the munchies you're about to grab.
Person 1: Im starving lets go hit up farah's!!
Person 2: Oh poor one, buddeh's claiming feast!!
Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.
It's not fat shaming, just fat claiming. It's not like you are saying it's "bad to be fat" you are just saying "that person is fat" with no ill intent.
"She's fat."
"Dude, thats fat shaming."
"Nah man, theres nothing wrong with being fat. I'm just fat claiming."
"Ohhhhh. k."
In Minecraft Factions, Bitch Claiming is the act of claiming around another faction's claim so they cannot expand their base. Bitch Claiming is normally against the rules.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!