by Satan June 27, 2004
Extending privileges to one party and denying the same privileges from another.
Residential and Student Affairs Staff @ IASMH
Residential and Student Affairs Staff @ IASMH
ME: Can I go to prom?
VB: No, you are banned from campus for one year!
ME: What about Nikki and Bex last year?
VB: Refer to your hand book that you still must abide by even though you don't attend here.
VB: No, you are banned from campus for one year!
ME: What about Nikki and Bex last year?
VB: Refer to your hand book that you still must abide by even though you don't attend here.
by maxownz April 14, 2005
a very confused person who says not to do one thing, believes it, and then goes and does it, but doesn't realize it. Says they believe the rule, but thinks it doesn't apply to them.
Hypocrites: It's over
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...
by Lissarules June 28, 2006
Bush:
Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!
3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush
President Bush: The hypocrites love him
Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!
3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush
President Bush: The hypocrites love him
by Oo Sol oO January 04, 2007
a person who says one thing and then turns around and does the opposite.
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities
hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*
ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!
later on....
black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*
ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!
later on....
black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?
by jennylovesean April 12, 2006
Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult people for doing the same things the do.
Kristin is such a stupid hypocrite. That dumb bitch goes on MeetMe to insult every guy on there for being on there. Just a immature hypocritical MeetMe girl.
by ChucksisTuguy April 18, 2017
Hypocrite: A three hundred + pound man who has a "NO FAT CHICKS" bumper sticker on the back of his 1987 Honda Civic Hatch Back.
by singledimension October 17, 2009