Calvinist 

Someone that partakes in mischievous behavior like the character, Calvin from 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘴.

Susie’s firstborn is acting like such a Calvinist!

Calvinist by Mr. Dick Shinary March 19, 2022

Black Coffee Calvinist 

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.

That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.

Black Coffee Calvinist by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023

Calvinator 

Someone that is a complete bad ass. Or in other words, a BAMF.

If a Calvinator walked into a packed club, heads would be turned.

Calvinator by Nivlac Mruts February 5, 2008

chauvinist 

Believing that the group one belongs to, be it of sex, creed, or color, is automatically superior to another's.

Sexism is a prime example of chauvinistic ideology.

chauvinist by The Elders September 22, 2003

Alvinist

An Alvanist is a person who subscribes to the theory that Alvin the chipmunk is receiving the best head. Because the entire theory is based on the subjective observation that Alvin's female is the most attractive and skilled (at giving head), it is regarded by most chipmunkist intellectuals as shallow and uninformed. Many also associate alvinists as being normies, as their theory is the most common or widespread, and holds the general public bias.

The alvinists were laughing at big chungus memes on their way to area 51.

Alvinist by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

Alvinist

The Alvinist group tends to be split up into two groups; The normies Alvinists and the intellectual Alvinists. Many Theodorians and Simonists believe that Alvinists are normies due to the common belief that their main argument is that Brittany is the most experienced out of the chipettes therefore give the best head. However, this is the argument of the normie Alvinists. The intellectual Alvinist's argument is that due to Alvin clearly being the most popular chipmunk, he obviously gets the most head and sexual intercourse. Due to this he has been desensitised and for him to making such an expression and to be clutching onto the couch for dear life it shows that this must be the best head he has ever received, which for a chipmunk with so much experience and desensitisation is very rare and clearly shows that he is in fact receiving the best head.

P1: He's an Alvinist, what a normie.
P2: No, thats an intellectual Alvinist his arguments are much more sufficient.

Alvinist by quadrum September 24, 2019

colbinista 

Colbinista: A group of law and rule-abiding Colbert Nation citizens out to enforce the teachings of our very own superior, Stephen Colbert himself.

Colbinista: A member of the above group.

Derivation: the Sandinista National Liberation Front, or Sandinista and Stephen Colbert's last name.

Provenance: My creation may seen in hundreds of posts on the colbertnation.com message board.

Llooren is a colbinista and writes about Stephen every day.

colbinista by Kerojack August 15, 2006