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clagera
A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:
- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.
Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.
- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.
Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.
Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.
Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.
Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.
clagera by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008
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A Clauser is a person who believes in the power of Claus-The-Man-Of-God. Most of the Clausers live in Clausania, the land of extreme randomness. To become a Clauser, you have to first become a citizen of Clausania, which is extremely hard. Once you become a citizen, you have to spend 1 year living under the Clausanian bridges. Next, you have to pass a lot of Buzzfeed quizzes about random knowledge. Next, you have to be shot by Claus. If you survive, then there is a possibility of you becoming a Clauser. If you are a Clauser, your monthly salary is going to increase by 90% in Clausania.
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Claherpagonasyphilaids
Every common STD. What you would want your worst enemy to catch.
Cla- = Clamidia
Herp- = Herpes
Gon- = Gonorrhea
Syphil- = Syphilis
Aids = Aids
Cla- = Clamidia
Herp- = Herpes
Gon- = Gonorrhea
Syphil- = Syphilis
Aids = Aids
Ex 1 :
Person A : I am so pissed right now.
Person B : Why?
Person A : Because! Ms. Jones gets on my damn nerves! She took my phone! I hope that bitch catches Claherpagonasyphilaids....
Ex 2 :
Person A : Ugh, here comes Sarah...
Person B : She is so slutty!
Person A : Hell yeah, she got Claherpagonasyphilaids! She holds NO boundries!
Person A : I am so pissed right now.
Person B : Why?
Person A : Because! Ms. Jones gets on my damn nerves! She took my phone! I hope that bitch catches Claherpagonasyphilaids....
Ex 2 :
Person A : Ugh, here comes Sarah...
Person B : She is so slutty!
Person A : Hell yeah, she got Claherpagonasyphilaids! She holds NO boundries!
Claherpagonasyphilaids by Karmaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 1, 2010
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