Clayer

One with large well shaped breasts who is not afraid to show them off

"the knockers on her! and she's a total clayer!'

by MalteaserLove August 18, 2009

clagera

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.

Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.

by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008

Clayzer23

Gets puss and is a decent teacher. Alright coach but lives with his parents and still fucks bitches and gets money has a dope dog that might have diabetes but who cares. He especially hates cheaters (Putnam).

He’s a total clayzer23

by Historybuffmay17 November 4, 2019

clayed

One step beyond dehydrated. In this state, basic motor functions become impossible tasks.

Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.

Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.

by DRC Training September 21, 2014

Clameron

Collective word for David Cameron and Nick Clegg, the new Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister of Great Britain.

"Jimmy, did you hear about that new government policy that Clameron put forward?"

by AlliceTreeDerby May 19, 2010

clayed-up

To be in a complete drunken stupor. Blacked-out. Belligerently and irresponsibly intoxicated. Out of control. Often nude or violent against persons and their property and/or verbally abusive to friends and family members.

I got super clayed-up last night and fought my dad.

by Boobuhkarr Washington July 15, 2010

clayez

a term used for drug abuse

"mann that guy is on a clayez"

by natalie__0 May 24, 2008