clagera 

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.

Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.

clagera by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008

Clagrag

The wet wash cloth you use to take a sink shower that is covered in your dried crusty shit from your ass. IE... your Clag

Mike threw his Clagrag on his sleeping face to get back at him for puking in his bed.

Clagrag by robear111 January 7, 2010

Colagerated 

Messed up, damaged, drunk, confused.

Damn, Renzo got hella colagerated last night in the back of a Lexus. He woke up in Oakland!

That drain is all colagerated. You better clean it out.

It's all colagerated in here!

Colagerated by HiroshimaTiger May 29, 2012

Boston Cläger 

when a male and female are performing sexual intercourse.. the femal is on her back with her legs and abdomen high in the air spreading her vaginal region wide open.. the mail can mount her either forward or backward with his rectum aligned with her vagina while he procedes to defocate into her vagina therefore creating a clog and creating the Boston Cläger.

Hey becky! Has Chad ever given you a Boston Cläger? It was so amazing!

Yo steve! I gave Chelsea a Boston Cläger last night bro it was wicked!

Boston Cläger by ButtSnorkeler69 December 9, 2018

clagraha

A magnificent bearded specimen with the ability to perform superhuman feats. The Eyes of the Hawk enhances his vision and can also grant him an aerial view of the adjacent area. The Ears of the Wolf gives him super-human hearing. The Strength of the Bear gives him super-human strength. The Speed of the Puma gives him super-human speed. The Strength of the Bear grants the clagraha strength sufficient to destroy stone or support steel bridges, whereas the Speed of the Puma allows him speeds akin to comic-book characters Quicksilver and the Flash.

clagraha is a magnificent bearded specimen with the ability to perform superhuman feats

clagraha by Butch Driveshaft June 12, 2019

Clawerance

When you drink so many White Claws your body builds a tolerance to them.
(noun)

“I can drink a pack of White Claws to myself because of my high clawerance.”

Clawerance by Hailey420 April 22, 2020

Claperatus

A word used to confuse men who cannot find the clit.

"Oh yeah steve, right on my claperatus!"

Claperatus by Billius Pest November 25, 2021