clabert

A unit of measure commonly used in the amount of urine a goats bladder will hold.

I drank a gallon of water or 5 claberts.

by Grundle the Moob October 15, 2013

lacey chabert

Possibly the hottset woman alive. She was in mean girls but she was way hotter that that blonde bitch

I would do Lacey Chabert any day of the year

by BigBalla May 5, 2005

calbert

A hairy boy who is quiet but sometimes talks alot to certain people. Hater of chocolate and loves to poop. His best friend has to be cool cause anyone he talks to is. His best friend is either a hunky male or a beautiful gal.

friend: did u see that girl?
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks

by Gayboy362 January 24, 2014

clebert

A tall hamse boi who has a massive pp and very strong body. Very cool?$$

Woo clebert now.

by LLeft-Lobe November 17, 2018

clabernacle

Dried up white animal feces

Every time the apartment complex turns on the sprinklers the clabernacle in the lawn starts stinking again

by dj ebola October 16, 2007

clambert

someone who is silly funny AP GOVT&French-stupid adventurous curious and romantically love-crazy; the entity of awesome-ness, the epitome of nerd; the middle ground between extreme bitchitude and weak wimpy-ness, ASSERTIVE!; the musically amazing one; GOLDY'S ACAPELLA GIRL FOR LIFE! ; the cross b/t a friendly midget (physics-lover) and a tall giant (clueless-in-everything); one who cant dance to save ANYones life, someone boobylicious and model worthy; weirdo to the max; an I's-a speak-a italiano JAP; a cute but NOTbrown-blond; the perfect Mrs. Chen-ington/Jordan-bergstein; one who has nothing better to do in AP Calc than pass notes to her best friend WHO SITS right next to her, basically a failure in life; the QCC bum major; the cam-whoring lady in lovely, a city-loving NYU-CU college gal; divine entity who is fo' sho definitely NOT-IKE! ;)

That girl is such a clambert!

by Tiger Lily Lion December 14, 2010

Chabert Moment

A colloquial expression developed from the movie Colonel Chabert. The phrase began when the inventors of the phrase became mesmerized with the French movie and began watching instead of performing there normal chores and duties. They lost a lot of productive time watching the movie and ended up making up their work the rest of the day. This expression refers to act of not doing what you are supposed to do and knowing that you will pay for it later.

I had a Chabert Moment when I watched T.V. instead of doing my homework.

by Buknoy V September 7, 2010