Clauser 

A Clauser is a person who believes in the power of Claus-The-Man-Of-God. Most of the Clausers live in Clausania, the land of extreme randomness. To become a Clauser, you have to first become a citizen of Clausania, which is extremely hard. Once you become a citizen, you have to spend 1 year living under the Clausanian bridges. Next, you have to pass a lot of Buzzfeed quizzes about random knowledge. Next, you have to be shot by Claus. If you survive, then there is a possibility of you becoming a Clauser. If you are a Clauser, your monthly salary is going to increase by 90% in Clausania.

Random Person #1: Hiiiii!
Random Person #2: Ewwww don't talk to me, you are not a Clauser

Clauser by Random Claus May 24, 2020

clauser 

meaning one hot man....or a boy with a huge wang that girls hang on constantly

That Clauser guy is sooo cute!

clauser by Jut December 5, 2004

claustrobody 

An intense uncomfortable feeling of one's body being smothered in coverings, triggering an equally intense desire to free oneself from the excessive layers.

"We were driving along when she started tearing at the neck of her jumper. She had claustrobody."

claustrobody by wirby January 31, 2010

Trump Clause 

In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.

My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.

Trump Clause by Bogrimm October 26, 2017

Rebel without a clause 

A self-proclaimed rebel who goes through life without the barest notion of grammar, syntaxis or propriety of speech.

Dude 1:Damn man, that chick is so rebel -- did you see that "dead 2 corporatioons" sign?

Dude 2: Aww no mate, let's take cover, she's rebel without a clause

Rebel without a clause by p993 June 8, 2013

The ‘Santa Clause’ 

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

The ‘Santa Clause’ by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018

Carl von Clausewitz 

The Prussian military theorist who is widely acknowledged as the most important of the major strategic theorists. Even though he's been dead for over a century and a half, he remains the most frequently cited, the most controversial, and in many respects the most modern. His most notable work, Vom Kriege (On War), was unfinished at his death.

"To achieve victory we must mass our forces at the hub of all power and movement, the enemy's centre of gravity." - Carl von Clausewitz

Carl von Clausewitz by Dancing with Fire October 11, 2011