clatterati 

A subset of storm watchers, these are people who derive enjoyment from watching and being in storms that involve hail. The "clatter" is the sound of the hail hitting roofs and other metal or wooden objects.

NOAA predicted a big thunderstorm here. You know the clatterati are going to be coming out in droves!

clatterati by pentozali October 26, 2013

clatterati 

People who write online, be it blogs, comments on articles or other Internet writing. The style of writing is at once witty and informed. Clattering on the keyboard irreverently, yet still having a literati message of import. The word is a portmanteau of "clatter" and "literati".

Gloria would write amusing yet informative talkback comments on the newspaper's website, believing herself to be a distinguished member of the clatterati.

clatterati by daverap July 22, 2015

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.

I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!

clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

chatterbating 

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.

Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

chatterbating by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010

Clitteraide 

The unmistakable glittery form of clam juice that is produced solely by muffin button stimulation.

Thirsty? Go down and get you some clitteraide!

Clitteraide by Pilgrim of the Hill People October 8, 2011

Chatterdating 

To have an online chat with someone that isn't interested in what you are saying and thus responds either not at all or very little.

I was writing paragraphs to her but she was just saying one word sentences back! I was basically chatterdating.

Chatterdating by KeezyWBaby May 26, 2011

clitterati 

self-styled female experts on women's affairs

Clitterati are women who consider themselves as literary intellectuals with a high awareness of their sexuality. Usually they are female novelists, ageing movie stars, wives of powerful statesmen, chat show hosts, chat show panellists.e.g. Germaine Greer, Hilary Clinton.

clitterati by Terence Ferry September 22, 2005