Chatterdating

To have an online chat with someone that isn't interested in what you are saying and thus responds either not at all or very little.

I was writing paragraphs to her but she was just saying one word sentences back! I was basically chatterdating.

by KeezyWBaby May 26, 2011

chatterbating

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.

Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010

Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011