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chatterbating 

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.
Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

Chatterdating 

To have an online chat with someone that isn't interested in what you are saying and thus responds either not at all or very little.
I was writing paragraphs to her but she was just saying one word sentences back! I was basically chatterdating.
Chatterdating by KeezyWBaby May 26, 2011

catversation 

the talk directed at a cat, usually your own. Of course the only word they understand is their name.
1. I had a catversation the other day with Felix: 'Aww Felix! What's that in your mouth? A lizard? Oh, aren't you a good hunty cat! Miaow? Do you want some din-dins baby?'
catversation by pugganutta January 9, 2010

chatersation

when having an online conversation with someone on AIM or MSN Messanger
Wow, this chatersation is going really well
chatersation by tresmack April 29, 2008

chatversation 

A friendly and informal conversation held between two or more participants in real time, written word format, via a mobile or computer network.
" while having a chatversation with the guys, Peter accidentally spilled the surprisingly great news that Lauren is pregnant".
chatversation by Hardcore Pillow August 30, 2016

Catversation 

A conversation held with a cat. Often an action done by someone quite lonely and therefore with no one else to talk to, but also possible to be done by a person who talks to much (i.e. likes to hear their own voice).
Alastair: Where's Mary?
Barnaby: She's at her house having a wonderful catversation with fluffy.
Alastair: Why are we even friends with such a loser?