Chatterati

People who spend all their time online with social media, and are considered (or consider themselves) to be the experts on whatever the subject is that they are blathering on about.

Robert Scoble is a card-carrying member of the tech chatterati.

by Wine Soaked August 4, 2011

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.

I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!

by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

chatterbating

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.

Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010

chattention

The act of actually having someones attention via chat or text. WITHOUT long delays in between.

YO..bro..ima over here on ur chat window....gimme yo chattention..GAHHH!

by JZarkman March 22, 2011

Chatterdating

To have an online chat with someone that isn't interested in what you are saying and thus responds either not at all or very little.

I was writing paragraphs to her but she was just saying one word sentences back! I was basically chatterdating.

by KeezyWBaby May 26, 2011

chatterpillar

chatterbox, chatterbug, someone who cannot shut up

"OMG Martha never shuts up. She's such a chatterpillar."

by Gwen Fan February 16, 2008

chattermission

When playing game on pogo and they pause the game to show you an advertisement. You use this as an opportunity to chat up your opponent, as if you hadn't been doing this all along.

K: Playing scrabble with my bf last night was really hot!

MA: It was? Why?

K: Chattermission on pogo is foreplay time!

by mollygoodhead February 18, 2010