Chatterati
People who spend all their time online with social media, and are considered (or consider themselves) to be the experts on whatever the subject is that they are blathering on about.
Chatterati by Wine Soaked August 4, 2011
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clutteration
Noun.
Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.
Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.
Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!
clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005
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chatterbating
Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.
Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.
Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.
chatterbating by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010
chattention
chattention by JZarkman March 22, 2011
Chatterdating
To have an online chat with someone that isn't interested in what you are saying and thus responds either not at all or very little.
I was writing paragraphs to her but she was just saying one word sentences back! I was basically chatterdating.
Chatterdating by KeezyWBaby May 26, 2011
chatterpillar
chatterpillar by Gwen Fan February 16, 2008
chattermission
When playing game on pogo and they pause the game to show you an advertisement. You use this as an opportunity to chat up your opponent, as if you hadn't been doing this all along.
K: Playing scrabble with my bf last night was really hot!
MA: It was? Why?
K: Chattermission on pogo is foreplay time!
MA: It was? Why?
K: Chattermission on pogo is foreplay time!
chattermission by mollygoodhead February 18, 2010
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