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The realest lebron fan of all time the hairline guy who got stabbed like 80 times in his stomach
Clarson smd
clarson by lilketit December 3, 2021
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Sofia Carson 

A beautiful woman who is funny ( even though she has bad puns ) and is EXTREMELY talented. You may her from her roles in Disney's Descendants 1 & 2 and from A Cinderella Story:If the shoe fits.
"Sofia Carson is so sweet to her fans omg
Sofia Carson by Sammivt August 31, 2017

cody carson

The lead singer in the rock band, Set It Off. His voice is fucking beautiful, and if anyone dares defy, then your opinion is WRONG.
Cody Carson sang a cover to Problem by Ariana Grande, which is is Punk Goes Pop Vol. 6.
cody carson by really very good April 22, 2018

Thomas Clarkson Academy 

Thomas Clarkson Academy (abbreviated to TCA) is a shithole "school" located in Wisbech and is known for its insane teachers, sub-human students and many, many chavs.

The school is widely known for its 'incidents' such as students overdosing, coming in high, vandalism, cyberbullying and even at one point, murder.

As of writing the school has somehow achieved a 'Good' rating from Ofsted. With the principal, Richard Scott running the school*, it is an absolute mystery as to how the school achieved this.

Anyone in the area is highly recommended to avoid the building itself and anyone wearing blazers with the logo, or the green, blue or yellow ties worn by students

*by running, we mean watching over the balconies, noncing on year 7 girls and accusing random kids of smoking in the toilets.
"Hey did you hear about what happened at Thomas Clarkson Academy?"

"No, what happened?"

"Some crazy teacher flipped a table because of a girls makeup."

"Really? Jesus Christ..."

Sofia Carson 

Sofia is perfect, She is beautiful and really nice. She is the Queen👑 and she's an Actress-singer-song writer- and she is trilingual in English, Spanish, and French. Sofia Carson is the definition of perfect she has the best outfits and is stunning. Some of her music is I Luv U, Grey area, San Francisco, Different world, Chillin like a snowman, Ins and Outs, Back to Beautiful, Im going to love you, and Love is the name. I Luv U and Rumors she did those colabs with R3HAB, Different world and Back to beautiful she did those colabs with Alan walker, and Grey area was colabs with Grey, San Francisco was a colab with Galantis, Ins and Outs and Im going to love you and Love is the name was songs she did by her self. You may know her from Disneys Descendants 1, 2 & 3, Descendants wicked world, Cinderella story: If the shoe fits, and Adventures in Babysitting. In Descendants she plays Evie the daughter of the Evil Queen. She has a lot of people who ship her with her (Evie) with otheres like Dove Cameron (Mal), Zachary Gibson (Doug), Cameron Boyce (Carlos), Booboo Stewart (Jay), Mitchell Hope (King Ben)...etc
The ship names are EviexMal = Mevie, Eval, Malive. EviexDoug = Devie. EviexCarlos = Carvie. EviexJay = Jevie. EviexBen = Bevie. You can find fanfiction of all these ships on A03, Fanfiction. com, Wattpad, Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, Quotev, and movies adult-fanfiction.
Sofia is the definition of Perfect
Sofia Carson is Queen
Queen Sofia is beautiful

Zen Carsonism 

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”
Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

Jeremy Clarkson

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.
Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius
Jeremy Clarkson by Stutley February 24, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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