Top definition
An annoying jackass That no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. He thinks that he is funnier then hell, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his crappy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.

Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.

He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.

He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.

I hate him, you should hate him too.
Carson Daily loves himself, because no one will love him.
by 2-D November 25, 2006
Get the mug
Get a Carson Daily mug for your mom Riley.
3
a)The keeper of all that is evil and wrong in the world of music.
b)The pathetic poster boy of MTV ignorance
c)the reason for the mute button

"When I grow up I want to be just like Carson Daily....homeless"
by Billy Florio April 30, 2003
Get the mug
Get a Carson Daily mug for your sister Helena.
4
When recently being interviewed by Conan O'Brien, Carson Daily admitted (...I'm just a douchebag) Yet NBC (which stands for Nothing But Crap) can't admit this and flush this douche juice!
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
Get the mug
Get a Carson Daily mug for your cat Rihanna.