Stutley's definitions

Jeremy Clarkson

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.

Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius

by Stutley February 24, 2005

Johnny Foreigner

A chap who isn't from English i.e. foreigner but to make him sound more un-English add Johnny

Johnny Foreigner: Purpose of visit
Englishman: Imperialism now out of my way Johnny Foreigner
JF: Yes sir, tell me more of these pounds and inches

by Stutley February 1, 2005

Pimms

when you are truely hardcore you shalt knock by the Pimms truely the most metal of all drinks...sometimes Pimms goes turbo with gin and thus becomes Turbo Pimms

Stutley: Hey Pod lets hit the Pimmage
Pod: Word

by Stutley November 13, 2004

air guitar

In an age where man has abandoned God , the air guitar remains the only representation of mankinds ultimate faith in the unseen

watch Bill and Ted for the example of perfect air guitarmanship

by Stutley November 12, 2004

The Kod Squad

An elite crime fighting team keeping the streets of north hert's safe

ok guys lets lets pull him over

by Stutley October 23, 2004

Chavster

The ulimate cruising beast 1 litre of pure power and fun

whoa thats the Chavster!!

by Stutley October 18, 2004

false metal

a description created by the God's of Metal, ManOwaR for all of the poser metal bands that have appeared such as Korn

Heavy Metal...or no Metal at all wimps and posers...leave the hall...Heavy Metal

by Stutley August 14, 2004