clangnut 

a piece of dried shit which has somehow escaped wiping. forms a very strong stuburn bond between a group of anal hairs

johnny mooned whilst to his embarrasment he revealed his large collection of clangnuts

clangnut by grandmaster flop July 21, 2007

Clagnutella 

Clagnutella is smooth soft clagnut much like the spreadable treat. Clagnut is hard, crusty faecal matter in the form of pellet/balls stuck to the pubic hair of the anus. Clagnutella is much easier to remove as it isn't as viscous and superglued to the anal pubic hair as Clagnut.

Guy: Hey girl, would you like anal today?
Girl: Sorry, I've got Clagnutella
Guy: At least its not Clagnut, we can just wash it off!

Clagnutella by smoak June 30, 2014

clagnut 

A small faecal / pubic encrusted pellet. May cause excessive ding-ratching and give the impression that you've scruffed your bracks.

It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.

clagnut by Snoutman January 9, 2004

clagnuts 

small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

clagnuts by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

Clagnuts 

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes.

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those clagnuts off my arse

Clagnuts by sNoWy1998 July 23, 2008

clagnut 

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

clagnut by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

Clagnutiosis 

To be afflicted by an over large amount of clagnuts.

Alan C Pickwick has clagnutiosis. Ian Ormole does too!

Clagnutiosis by RJM June 25, 2004