Definitions by woodpidgeon

Windowlicker 

1) amazing track by Aphex Twin
2) George W Bush

i cant believe that fucking windowlicker managed to swindle his way into office.

Windowlicker by woodpidgeon October 30, 2003

Muppet

1) Comical Puppet invented by Jim Henson.
2) Slang term for someone who is clumsy or otherwise fat fingered.
3) John Moffet.

Emile Heskey missed an open goal on Saturday - what a muppet!

Muppet by woodpidgeon September 29, 2003

Nudger 

term to describe anyone as a dumbass. (with implied gaylord tendencies)

Stop being such a nudger and get me a pint.

Nudger by woodpidgeon September 20, 2003

arse biscuits 

clagnuts, hairy raisins. dangleberries.

the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.

arse biscuits by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

clagnuts 

small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

clagnuts by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

jaffro 

a ginger 'fro.

"Jaf" as in jaffa oranges.
"fro" as in Afro

Cob hasn't been to the hairdresser's in 5 years, and now has a huge Jaffro.

jaffro by woodpidgeon September 18, 2003

goofer 

someone who is "goofy".
ie. they goof up regularly.

James Rowell got a new diesel car and filled it up with petrol. What a goofer.

goofer by woodpidgeon September 18, 2003