Urban Dictionary: Definitions by woodpidgeon

Windowlicker

1) amazing track by Aphex Twin
2) George W Bush

i cant believe that fucking windowlicker managed to swindle his way into office.

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1) Comical Puppet invented by Jim Henson.
2) Slang term for someone who is clumsy or otherwise fat fingered.
3) John Moffet.

Emile Heskey missed an open goal on Saturday - what a muppet!

Muppet by woodpidgeon September 29, 2003

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term to describe anyone as a dumbass. (with implied gaylord tendencies)

Stop being such a nudger and get me a pint.

Nudger by woodpidgeon September 20, 2003

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the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.

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small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

clagnuts by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

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a ginger 'fro.

"Jaf" as in jaffa oranges.
"fro" as in Afro

Cob hasn't been to the hairdresser's in 5 years, and now has a huge Jaffro.

jaffro by woodpidgeon September 18, 2003

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someone who is "goofy".
ie. they goof up regularly.

James Rowell got a new diesel car and filled it up with petrol. What a goofer.

goofer by woodpidgeon September 18, 2003

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