clamist
clamist by thatsfroggers September 17, 2021
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Clapistan
another word for america used to denote the national tendency to clap at everything like fireworks, laughing, etc
Related Words
clamist • clamstamp • Clamity • clamster • clamstew • Clamstimony • claristha • calmist • Camistry • Claimstorming
Clamster diving
Clamster diving by Psyral September 21, 2010
Clamstimony
Meaning One: Fantastic, Amazing, Startlingly Impressive.
Meaning Two: Disappointing, Unpleasant, Overdone.
Meaning Three: A testimony made by a clam.
Word Origins:
Originally it was verbal only, pronounced unexpectedly by a text to speech program.
Eventually out of necessity it was given a non verbal spelling and since then it's popularity has risen considerably from a buzz word to an intricate part of everyday language.
While at first some were confused as to it's nature (being inherently contradictory) it's meaning is more often than not determined by context, and failing that, attributed to sarcasm.
Meaning Two: Disappointing, Unpleasant, Overdone.
Meaning Three: A testimony made by a clam.
Word Origins:
Originally it was verbal only, pronounced unexpectedly by a text to speech program.
Eventually out of necessity it was given a non verbal spelling and since then it's popularity has risen considerably from a buzz word to an intricate part of everyday language.
While at first some were confused as to it's nature (being inherently contradictory) it's meaning is more often than not determined by context, and failing that, attributed to sarcasm.
Clamstimony by Not a Cobra March 18, 2010
clamstamp
the feminine verson of tea-bagging. For a female to press her virgina upon a person or object in the same manner a male would drop his genitials on what he was tea-bagging.
In retalitation of Dr.Phill tea-bagging Opra during the people's choice awards, Ms. Winfrey slipped Dr Phil a Ruffitini and proceeded to Clamstamp him while at a book signing.
clamstamp by rivertecheletricwater October 28, 2006
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