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Clapistan 

another word for america used to denote the national tendency to clap at everything like fireworks, laughing, etc
nothing quite like celebrating the 4th of july in clapistan
Clapistan by nokocode April 21, 2013
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Clamster diving 

The act of two or more women performing cunnilingus ("eating out") on each other.
Are Michelle and Julie back yet?

No, they're probably in Michelle's car, clamster diving
Clamster diving by Psyral September 21, 2010

clamsteak 

How was the night last night with Fat Betty?

Couldn'ta been better. I ate sooooo much clamsteak ... my tongue is about to fall outta my mouth!
clamsteak by Clamsteak March 4, 2011

Clamstimony 

Meaning One: Fantastic, Amazing, Startlingly Impressive.

Meaning Two: Disappointing, Unpleasant, Overdone.

Meaning Three: A testimony made by a clam.

Word Origins:
Originally it was verbal only, pronounced unexpectedly by a text to speech program.
Eventually out of necessity it was given a non verbal spelling and since then it's popularity has risen considerably from a buzz word to an intricate part of everyday language.
While at first some were confused as to it's nature (being inherently contradictory) it's meaning is more often than not determined by context, and failing that, attributed to sarcasm.
"I bought A game yesterday, it was clamstimony!"

"Wow. Today has been such a clamstimony day."
Clamstimony by Not a Cobra March 18, 2010

clamstamp 

the feminine verson of tea-bagging. For a female to press her virgina upon a person or object in the same manner a male would drop his genitials on what he was tea-bagging.
In retalitation of Dr.Phill tea-bagging Opra during the people's choice awards, Ms. Winfrey slipped Dr Phil a Ruffitini and proceeded to Clamstamp him while at a book signing.
clamstamp by rivertecheletricwater October 28, 2006
The opposite of a terrorist but just as annoying.
That Canadian calmist! Why does he have to be so nice.
calmist by bbs2tcra April 26, 2015